April 1, 2025. Astounding discovery of a camera thought to be from the Photerozoic period some 10 million years ago! Imaging experts, noting its portability, believe this device may have been used by our ancestors to document mammoth hunts with prezoic video and Crudachrome images reproducible on stone tablets.

As viewing imagery through rocks fell out of favour with the passage of photonic time, scientists now fear this prehistoric technology may have been lost forever, although images might still exist in mysterious yellow boxes and carboniferous hard drives wherever there are attics, basements and closets.

And the really bad joke? Meta removed these comments I had originally posted as the first Olympus camera under “Feeling amused” on FB . The reason? Copyright violation.

Maybe I should just stick to political lies.